Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Animal Planet

When we bought our house, we knew part of the charm was its proximity to nature. The neighborhood is lush with foliage and the mountains are practically in our backyard. However, where there is foliage, there are also animals. Lots and lots of animals.

The Cuddly

Squirrels: I'm not ashamed to admit that the abundance of squirrels in the area was a huge selling point for us. We have two large trees in our front yard, which they use as their personal play things. We've seen them treat our pool as a watering hole, they bury nuts in our grass and are beyond funny when, during the heatwaves, they flop down on the tree branches with their little limbs hanging off either side. They're cute, cuddly and provide us with loads of entertainment without actually bothering us.

Birds: Okay, I know that most of you reading this aren't bird fans, but I am. I enjoy them and while we don't have a lot, we have enough to keep me happy. My personal favorite is the hummingbirds that are attracted to our Morning Glory plant in the backyard.

Bears: No, we haven't seen one yet. However, last summer there was documented instance of a very large bear that strolled down the street and into some driveways just a mile or so away from us. If I ever see this first-hand, in the words of Mr. Cosby, "first I'll say it, then I'll do it!" I'm cool with the squirrels drinking from our pool, but I'm not cool with a bear splashing around in it. You just gotta draw the line somewhere, you know?

Assorted Dogs and Cats: These don't technically count as part of "nature", but I run into a lot of them when I'm out "walking the earth" (as Jim likes to say) and they always put a smile on my face. That is, if they're not trying to bite my ankles....

The Ugly

Coyotes: Thankfully, we haven't seen them, but OMG, we've heard them alright! There are nights when they sound like they're just up the street from us. Our neighbor said that he has, in fact, seen them cruising down our street before and warned us to keep any small dogs and cats indoors in the evenings. Lovely.

Crickets: Sure, crickets seem harmless, but try sleeping at night when they're all rubbing their little legs together at the same time :/ We sleep with a fan for white noise, but even that didn't completely drown them out. But, the worst part? They're a freaking food source for...

The Down-Right Scary

Black Widows: Yeah, we had a TON of them outside our house. Crickets are like a buffet for them. We had a ton of crickets. You do the math. We kept seeing them in the same places and even after killing them, another would pop up in its place. One night, Jim went on a "hunt" to see how many were actually out there. He killed 18 and those were only the ones that he could catch before they skittered away. Ugh. Ugh. UGH! When the exterminator came out he was shocked! He sprays our next door neighbor's yard, but she doesn't have any. We, on the other hand, not only had black widows, but also brown widows! YAY! Thankfully, we've sprayed, they're gone for now and we've set up a bi-monthly regimen to keep them at bay. But still, so gross!

[Note: For those of you who have never seen a black widow and are wondering, "How do you actually know it's a black widow?" we wondered the same thing. Oh, but those little punks have this way of building their crazy ugly webs so that they hang upside down and you can see their bellies. They make it very clear what they are. I get all wigged out just thinking abou it.]

Bees: Sure they're nice when they're pollinating things and making honey, but after having been stung 3 times, I'm kind of not their biggest fans. So imagine my horror when I came home earlier this week and heard one of the trees in our front yard literally humming. I looked up and if there was one bee, there must have been at least a hundred. OMG! Can we stop with the icky creatures already?! I freaked out, obviously, but it seems as though they were swarming for the late afternoon and we thankfully haven't seen (or heard) them since. I'm still leery though. The next sign of them and the exterminator is so getting a call!

And that folks, are the benefits of living with Mother Nature as your next door neighbor! I know you're jealous ;)

12 comments:

Leslie said...

Your house sounds like ours! We have a literal catapalooza going on in our neighborhood. We also get raccoons, possums (yuck), and skunks. It's very disturbing sometimes, especially when we put food out on the porch for the stray cats to eat and then find the raccoons eating it. :/

Also, awhile back you emailed me about pictures and stuff, and I responded to you. I'm honestly not sure if you received my email, but I wanted to make sure that you knew that I wrote back. :)

WeezerMonkey said...

The only animals I truly like on this list are dogs.

Bears are cute and all from a distance, but I don't want to live near them.

jane said...

I hate bees. The bees in your tree made me shiver.

ssinca said...

all of this in socal?!?!

if it makes you feel any better, we have deer and armadillos. although I've seen mostly dead deer and armadillos. :/

wan-nabe said...

i'm such a wuss that i couldn't read past the words "black widows."

but i would LOVE to see the squirrels sprawled across a tree branch. that sounds adorable.

That Girl said...

I got nothing against spiders, but black widows are in a category of their own! Yech!

Winnie said...

I'm a fan of nature from afar.

The only animals I like in my (common, apartment) courtyard are bunnies. I don't even like the cute little dog of my neighbor's cuz she doesn't pick up after the damn thing.

R said...

I would take the coyotes over the bees any day. And I hate crickets too. Yuck!

Claire said...

Yay for kitties!

And bees and black widows are TRULY SUPER SCARY. Eek.

Jen said...

Sounds like our house. We have a little family of bunnies in our backyard! The coyotes are scary though, esp. bc of our dogs!

A Feminist Gold Digger said...

I am terrified of Black Widows. Gives me the heebie jeebies just thinking about them.

Sugar & Rice said...

seriously - this sounds like our house! we have to have the place sprayed for spiders every month, and we killed a black widow last month! And I am terrified of coyotes, with a small dog and all. I have seen them on my street a few times - once at 11 in the morning, so scary!!